The Most Superficial and Me-Centered Church Evaluation Questions Ever!

• When I enter do I hear laughter?
  

• Are people greeting me as a job or joy?

• Does the place look like they were expecting me?

• Are people buzzing as they greet each other?

• Is there spirited music playing as people gather?

• Dose the music move me?

• Do the people on stage look real and engaged?

• Are the announcements short, strategic and to the point?

• Is there a printed outline with scripture already printed on it?

• Does the pastor smile?

• Does the message title promise a relevant topic I am interested in?

• Does the pastor speak with humility and authority?

• Do I feel the presence of God?

• Are people listening and engaged?

• Is the service no more than 71 minutes?

• Does it (time) pass by fast?

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