from: http://thebiblechristian.com/
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Wishbones: Folks always wishing for better things, but never willing to work and pray for them. ( If you always looking to plug in to the church, it may be your “calling” that thing you wish was taking place)
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Jawbones: The gossiping kind that keep the church in turmoil.
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Funny bones: like the bone in the elbow that throws a person into a tizzy when it hurt. They are touchy, wear their feelings on their sleeves, and are always talking about leaving the church. (We need to be preaching the Gospel to ourselves daily)
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Dry bones: Orthodox but dead as fossils.
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Backbones: The spiritual support of the church that keeps the body standing. (about 10% of all folks in the church)
5 More Types of “Bones” in the Church
from Todd Friel
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Crabby Bones: Conservatives who haven't applied their theology to their hearts.
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Cheeky bones: Conservatives who complain about everything theology.
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Humor bones: Pastors who put on shenanigans instead of services.
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Them bones: Everyone is a problem, except themselves
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Sissy Bones: Conservatives who refuse to name the names of false teachers.
